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Every Masters of the Universe review, contemporary and retro, will include 2 points. One, it's a piece of shit. Two, Skeletor is fabulo...

Everything about Evil-Lyn is right: the costume, the hairstyle, the performance, the voice, the smoldering sexual tension with Frank Lang...

Apart from the faux-Stormtrooper armor of Skeletor's guards, the look of the movie's planet Eternia is pretty rad. For not much mo...

It's so cliche even Austin Powers made fun of it. Roger Ebert gave it a name: The Fallacy of the Talking Killer. Not only does it ap...

Maybe they realized how moronic it would look to have the same live-action actor playing both Adam and He-Man, or maybe they didn't w...

Masters of the Universe is one of the worst theatrically-released action movies of the 1980s. It's so bad it sunk its production compan...

Your old pal Carl Eusebius has seen a lot of crap, but most of it doesn ’ t make the cut for this blog. For something to end up here, it has...

It's no secret that the Imperial film industry is sinking. Budgets are higher than ever, fewer tickets are being sold, and the money str...

Due to my recent relocation, I've been unable to finish this week's Twilight update. So, in the meantime, I thought, well, everybod...