Your Movie is Bad and You Should Feel Bad

When I started this blog, I imagined I might deal with the Twilight film once I was through eviscerating the novel. As it's developed, ...

Twilight , pp. 139-146. Upon effectively acknowledging (if not openly admitting) that Edward eats people, Bella does what she does best: n...

Twilight , pp. 136-139. Bella, becoming enraged with herself for reading about vampires on the Internet, storms out of her house and plung...

Twilight , pp. 85-90. The rest of the morning passed in a blur. It was difficult to believe that I hadn't just imagined what Edward ha...