Your Movie is Bad and You Should Feel Bad

When I started this blog, I imagined I might deal with the Twilight film once I was through eviscerating the novel. As it's developed, ...

Twilight , pp. 136-139. Bella, becoming enraged with herself for reading about vampires on the Internet, storms out of her house and plung...

Twilight , pp. 37-42 Edward Cullen didn't come back to school. Every day, I watched anxiously until the rest of the Cullens entered th...

Twilight , pp. 29-36 We have arrived at chapter 2. It gets a little better for a while, because Edward is absent. He's already begun to ...

Twilight , pp. 18-22 This week, we get our first exposure to Twilight 's real protagonist, though at this point we will but stare pens...