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Resident Evil: Apocalypse is the worst movie made since Resident Evil . Director’s Wife Kate Beckinsale is back as Selene, a spindly wh...

I hope you enjoyed the spittle-flecked ranting about movies fucking up the military in my last review, because you'll be getting it cran...

No, not Fire Down Below . That one is lunkheaded action movie has-been-who-never-shoulda-been pompous religious nutjob Steven Seagal's ...

In The Crow: Wicked Prayer , John Connor  comes back from the dead as the world's lamest mime in an attempt to stop Angel from having s...